Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

Bill Watterson
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  4. Writing's funny, it's like walking down a hall in the dark looking for the light switch, and suddenly you find it, flip it on, and then you discover the hallway you passed through is papered with the novel you've written. - Jonathan Safran Foer
  5. Why write stories? To join the conversation. - Dorothy Allison
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  1. Reality continues to ruin my life.
  2. I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
  3. When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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  5. Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
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